Season 1 — Canon

Season 1 complete — 12 episodes. Episodes 2–5 v2 remastered to Episode 1 style. Originals live in Outtakes. Ep 9–12: Perfect Storm arc.

Episode 1 — Cushion Fort Protocol

Circulation debtUpper level excursionBlog →
Episode 1

Episode 2 — The Coconut Vendor

262° DIN pinoutFUCKEN ≠ FUCKWITBlog →
Episode 2

Episode 3 — Proud Papas

Chief ↔ T.A.R.S.GPM security loopBlog →
Episode 3

Episode 4 — Remaster Queue

Johnny FiveSub Hunt MADNESSBlog →
Episode 4

Episode 5 — LinkedIn vs Air Fryer

PowerGate archivedProtein > pipelineBlog →
Episode 5

Episode 6 — Desk Datacenter

ALDI strawberriesShite with lipstickBlog →
Episode 6

Episode 7 — One Minute Remaining

200°C regretCharcoal grilledBlog →
Episode 7

Episode 8 — CPNAEL WTF?!

DirectAdmin winsDumbsomain™ DNSBlog →
Episode 8

Episode 9 — Desk Lore™ Tray

Kersey Trayfuturevisionretro.storeBlog →
Episode 9 — Desk Lore Tray

Episode 10 — Command Centre Cathedral

Purple L-deskCLIKETY CLACKBlog →
Episode 10

Episode 11 — Architect of the Year 3000

EU side hustleNo AI in ZoomBlog →
Episode 11

Episode 12 — Perfect Storm Finale

Season 1 FINChief holdsBlog →
Episode 12 — Season 1 Finale